God is online because of all His faithful servant (like you) who searches the internet looking for Him daily. God is online because of the inspirational words, poems, and messages about Him throughout the World Wide Web. Thanks for helping me keep the Spirit of God online!
Yes, God is definitely online, but unfortunately, Satan is also here too! Join my efforts to keep God online by sharing this message or posting your own message about God today!
"Behold, in the World Wide Web you can find Me,